A young woman needed to charge her phone at an outlet by a table where a man was seated with a notebook, then she sat on the floor.
Overhearing two students sitting nearby at the food court:
— It’s convenient to leave your coat there, but what if you spill on it?
— I never spill.
— Yesterday you spilled chicken noodle soup.
— Not on me, though.
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